What is the moral stance on lying? Can you provide examples...

I see God waving away at me from a silhouette of flowing light when I close my eyes.

But sometimes it is a, life saver to lie

Well I like God is love and lives within you.

Innocent before proven guilty

But this is not

Bible.. Hm.?

Lose lips shimk ships.

I don't like

So I suppose the bible sayth alot of things.

What did one boob say to the other boob

If your wife asks does my butt look big in these pants.

Why do women wear makeup and put on perfume..

You shall not bear false witness.

Your going to be alright just relax

If anyone comes teaching of another God or another way you shall take them out of the gates and stone them to Death.

Why do girls put on perfume and wear makeup.

Because they are ugly and they smell bad.

We, better get some support before someone thinks we are nuts.

Sneaking out a, Jewish child..

I like God is love and lives within you.

This isn't going to, hurt.

Your Lord your God sayth if anyone comes teaching of another God or another way you shall take them out of the gates and stone them to Death.

Maybe leave out

I don't like religions.

Yes, dear I'm wrong.. Again

Deuteronomy 17

What is the moral stance on lying? Can you provide examples of when it is appropriate or inappropriate to lie? Does the Bible address this issue?